Academics, why do you insist on making your articles so dang unreadable? I know you want to sound smart, but if no one can follow your argument is it really that affective? Us folk of regular intelligence can't handle all of your fancy words and half page long sentences.

Sorry any academics around here. You're not all bad! It just doesn't make sense to me that a scholar would choose to publish something that the people who are trying to learn (i.e. me as an undergrad) won't actually be able to understand!

Rant over... it's been a frustrating night.